Fucktopus

from $5.00

Tell people how you really feel about them with a “friendly” surprise gift. Or send some hints to your co-workers by subtlety placing this in the background for your video calls…. the possibilities are endless.

Just pick your size, hit “Add to Cart” and it’ll prompt what color you want. You can ship it to yourself, or to somebody you know, to let them know you’re thinking about them. There will not be a packing slip or anything else inside the box with your order - it’s our little secret.

Colors Pictured: Teal (medium), Neon Green (small), Metallic Teal (medium), Space Blue (small), Metallic Red (small), Orange (medium), Green/Yellow (small), Metallic Purple (small), Yellow (small) - quarter and penny for scale.

Size:

Tell people how you really feel about them with a “friendly” surprise gift. Or send some hints to your co-workers by subtlety placing this in the background for your video calls…. the possibilities are endless.

Just pick your size, hit “Add to Cart” and it’ll prompt what color you want. You can ship it to yourself, or to somebody you know, to let them know you’re thinking about them. There will not be a packing slip or anything else inside the box with your order - it’s our little secret.

Colors Pictured: Teal (medium), Neon Green (small), Metallic Teal (medium), Space Blue (small), Metallic Red (small), Orange (medium), Green/Yellow (small), Metallic Purple (small), Yellow (small) - quarter and penny for scale.

Sizes:

1) Small ($5): 2.75” wide, 3.25” front to back and 1.25” tall
(73mm wide, 84mm front to back, and 32mm tall)

2) Medium ($10): 4” wide, 4.75” front to back and 1.75” tall
(102mm wide, 120mm front-to-back, and 45mm tall)

3) Large ($15): 6” wide, 6.75” front to back and 2.5” tall
(150mm wide, 172mm front to back, and 65mm tall) (not pictured)

All credit goes to the original designer cmh, who shared this design under a “Creative Commons - Attribution - Share Alike” license. If you have a 3D printer and would like to make this for yourself, the model is freely available by clicking this link.

Disclaimer of Liability: All 3D printed objects are inherently non-child-safe. If and/or when a 3D print breaks, they tend to break into small, hard-plastic pieces, which pose a choking hazard. None of our products are rated or sold as child-safe and we cannot be held liable for any injuries, damages, or death that result from our products.